Bandaged Hands Across America?

Got an idea I'd like to bounce off you kids.

I cut my finger at work today. I put on a bandage. It was one of those type that is flesh-tone colored so it's harder to tell you're wearing a band-aid from a distance of say 3 or 4....miles.

It got me to thinking though. Sure the bandage is flesh colored...if your flesh is the same pasty white tone mine happens to be.

Then it hit me....Black People Band-Aids.

Actually more to the point, Band-Aids for anyone who happens to not be white. Black People Band-Aids just rolls of the tongue better than Native American People Band-Aids.

Get back to me on this kids, but keep in mind this idea is now my intellectualy property. Any attempt to profit from this idea without allowing me to wet my beak will be dealt with harshly.

JeffRey

Quick prediction on Mizzou-Nebraska

This is not gonna be gametape the defensive players will enjoy going over of Monday.

I think Sam Keller has a really good game for the Huskers, we're talking in the neighborhood of 400 yards passing good, but ultimately the bend-but-don't-break defense of the Tigers makes enough stops to turn this into a comfortable win for the Tigers.

The days of the blackshirts in the Nebraska defense are long gone. We may not hear punter Adam Crossett's name a single time Saturday night as the Tigers will score early and often. I see this game eventually playing out like the last couple of Mizzou-Texas Tech games have. The Tigers will roll up an early lead and then trade scores the rest of the game. Chase Daniel isn't winning the Heisman this season, but this game will go a long way toward earning him All-Big 12 first team honors and put him in the running for one of the All-American lists.

On top of that the winner of this game is in the driver's seat in what has become a 4-team race for the Big 12 North title and a place in the conference championship game to play for a spot in the BCS.

Mizzou gets up by a couple of scores early and then the scoreboards get light up like pinball machines as Missouri wins 48-37.

JeffRey