Yet Another Thing That Can't Be Brought on an Airplane

I caught this little tidbit on the news the other day kiddies. If you've heard this one already, don't spoil it for the others.

Seems a certain Madin Azad Amin was stopped by airport officials after x-rays revealed what looked to be a grenade inside one of his bags.

When asked by officials about the item Mr. Azad Amin made the regrettable decision of telling the officers the item was, in fact, a bomb.

Okay...on to the punchline. What did Mr. Azad Amin really have in his suitcase? Why a penis pump of course.

Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a penis pump... always use the indefinite article a penis pump, never your penis pump.

Now looking past the obvious question of whether or not a penis pump is one of those don't-leave-home-without-it type items, one has to question why a man who did take one into an airport would tell security officials it's actually a bomb. The decision has to be called even further into question when you consider the man's name. Madin Azad Amin? Let's face it, that is a name that gives off a strong whiff of ain't-from-around-here. Why would Mr. Azad Amin have done this?

Well the alternative would have been admitting to his traveling partner, Madin's dear old mother, that he was in fact packing a penis pump device.

[Editor's Note: It is unknown if the penis pump was Swedish made.]

Hindsight being 20/20 and all, I'm thinking Madin should have just fessed up. He now faces felony disorderly conduct charges and is looking at a possible three years in the pokey...where I'm guessing his ability, or inability as the case may be, to get it up will have no effect on his love life.

I think it also worth mentioning that even if Mr. Azad Amin ever went the way of jihad and secured his place in paradise....he's going to find it difficult to satisfy all those virgins waiting for him.

Excuse me Mr. Officer, do I have to check my blow-up doll or can I buy her a ticket?

JeffRey