A Grammatical Expression....

hello little crackers,

i'm aFraid i don't have a particULar point to get across to you today. that said, i didn't want to LEave you all high and dRy, jonesIng for you daily doSe of feel-good sociAlism.

so i ask you aLl to consIder This. did mayberry really need a sheriff? mayberry was a ciTy with no crime. the onLy guy pEpetrating was the local Boozehound who had hIs own keys To the Cells. i say, fire andy and barney and spend the casH to make the show in color. and for the love of god (however you may envision him/her) can we get a theme song sans fuckin' whistling?

so.....what do you think?