California Police "Hot for Teacher."

This just in, Eric Norman Olsen, an educator for the last three years in several California towns has been charged with committing lewd and lascivious acts with a minor. The minor in question, a 10-year old female student of Olsen's, is just one of the nearly 200 children Olsen has reportedly claimed to police to have molested.

Unconfirmed reports say Olsen will plead not guilty by reason of insanity, claiming postpartum psychosis drove him to the cowardly victimization of children. Prosecutors have rebuffed this claim on the basis of postpartum psychosis being a complete load of bullshit and absolutely no excuse for crimes against children.

JeffRey