Where Is His Mind? Where Is His Mind?

A quick thank you to the Pixies for passively allowing my little remix on one of their tunes to provide today's post title.

[Editor's Note: By passively allowing, the author means no member of the Pixies will ever read this, thereby removing any chance of litigation.]

So it seems former Presidential and Senatorial candidate, and we use that word loosely, Alan Keyes found himself in mid-Missouri Monday. What was he doing here you might ask. Well, the famed economist was putting his education and professional experience to good use speaking about....stem cell research.

Now, sadly, I was unable to attend said event, though normally I love listening to completely irrelevant political figures taking themselves far more seriously than anyone else does.

I did, however, catch a quick recap of Mr. Keyes's lecture, in which he compared stem cell research to the worst excesses of...wait for it....American slavery AND....can you see this one coming or what....Nazi Germany!

Did I mention one of the few things I enjoy more than listening to completely irrelevant political figures is listening to completely irrelevant political figures who have, in fact, gone totally fucking nuts?

You know what's interesting though is on a quiet night...I can hear the stem cells crying. Crying tears of regret for their fallen brothers and sisters.

I'd like to give you verbatim quotes from Mr. Keyes, but like I said I wasn't there and the quality of press coverage in Mid-Mo is...hit and miss you might say. Therefore I cannot confirm nor deny the rumor Mr. Keyes has blamed all the ills of stem cell research on carpet-bagging senators from New York.

Oh, by the way Alan, have you got Barack Obama's foot out of your ass yet?

Well kids, cloned and otherwise, that's all I got for today as I am at work and not really supposed to be blogging right now. Until next time all I can say is....

Miss? Dr. Mengele will see you now.

JeffRey