"Ten Ten Ten Ten for Everything Everything Everything!"
Don't know if you saw this but a commuter plane was forced to make an emergency landing yesterday in Houston after one of its tires blew out on takeoff.
Thankfully all survived. In fact, the landing looked pretty much like any safe landing any plane has ever made.
Don't tell that to CNN though. They covered this thing like the plane was one big gas bomb that could explode at any second. They followed the plane for like 20 minutes in air while the pilots tried to burn off excess fuel. All the while a ticker is running along the bottom of the screen telling us a plane is going to make an emergency landing after blowing out at least one tire.
Meanwhile, closeups of the plane show both tires missing from one side of the plane. Nice piece of journalism there.
So to make a non-story short the plane landed on its rims, safe and sound.
On to the real pointlessness of this posting.
Perhaps you've heard of this thing called MySpace? It's an online service which allows one to create a profile and keep up with friends, bands and groups who also have profiles.
I, in face have a profile of my own, located at the following:
http://www.myspace.com/trottskithegreat
If you have the time you can also look at the profiles of two of my fellow bloggers:
Fuller
http://www.myspace.com/jeffreydfuller
Mr. Hicks
http://www.myspace.com/drewsky207
Anyway, if you belong to MySpace you're aware of this thing called the bulletin board. Anytime anyone you've made a "friend" to your profile posts something to this board it shows up when log on.
I hate the fuckin' bulletin board.
If you have friends like mine you'll notice they clog your bulletin board with all these nonsensical surveys. "How kinky are you?" by the by should not be confused with "How dirty are you?" or "How sexy are you?" Even though the questions seem oddly connected.
You'll also see the results of all these little pop culture tests. Now I'll not bore you any further by explaining them all in detail, but I will tell you all about my personality.
I'm Samir at the workplace, the Godfather in films, I'd like to be painted by M.C. Escher, the Cure share my musical tastes, numbers 2 and 6 in my Top 8 have never dated (I don't think, Vinny and Fuller, any comments?), I am pretty random, I am a freaky kisser (yikes!), my summer ride is a Mini Cooper (Sweet!), my mixed drink is a gin and tonic (or at least was 5 years ago, try to keep up myspace), my candy is Butterfingers, I am moderately psychic, my Nintendo character is Link, my song is "Who I Am Hates Who I've Been" which is a song I've never heard of by the band Relient K which is a band I've never heard of, and finally one day I'll have the job of detective.
So that's me....don't be looking for this on your bulletin board.
JeffRey
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