Saturday, March 03, 2007

"There's something wrong with the world today"...and most every other day.

Allright bloggers, I have something exciting for all of you today.

In paying homage to Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" and Larry Flynt's "Asshole of the Month," I have decided to begin a semi-regular segment called "Today's Motherfucker."

Much like Messers Olbermann and Flynt, I will be recognizing one person or group for their endeavors in making our world a much worse place to be. Fairly self explanatory.

And without further ado....Today's Motherfucker is:

Atlanta Falcons defensive tackle Jonathan Babineaux

Mister Babineaux was recently placed under arrest by the Atlanta Police Department and charged with felony animal cruelty. The circumstances are disturbing to the point of being obscene.

Mister Babineaux had been in an argument with his live-in girlfriend. She left their home and attended a movie in an effort to allow both Mr. Babineaux and herself to cool down.

Upon arriving home, Mister Babineaux suggest she check on her dog. She then found her 1 1/2-year old pit bull mix Kilo to be in "severe physical distress."

The woman, 24-year old Blair Anderson, rushed Kilo to the nearest animal emergency center, but Kilo died in route.

Preliminary information provided to the police indicated Kilo died from a massive blow to the head.

Mr. Babineaux was then questioned and arrested after his answers were found inconsistent with Kilo's injuries.

Okay....I am generally speaking against the death penalty, but I would strap this motherfucker to the chair myself and I would throw the switch twice. It is my sincere hope this prick is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and that he never play another down of professional football.

So there you are kids, Jonathan Babineaux.....Today's Motherfucker.

JeffRey

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