I Re-enter....the Information Superhighway
Okay bloggers, your humble author has been naughty.
I know I've said before I would keep this thing up, and I continue to let you down.
Since it's been so long this blog will be a bit of a roundup, taking a sentence or two to let you know how I feel about some of the things that have gone on in the last few weeks.
Hold Your Wee for a Wii - Okay, I feel for this family....I really do. The lady wanted to win a Ninetendo Wii for her kids. But seriously, how could she have thought this was a good idea? Drink as much water as you possibly can and then don't go to the bathroom?
The worst part of all this is it makes me argument for water being a cure-all a little less hollow. That's right, forget about the dead mommy. How will this whole thing affect me?
John Kerry Decides Against Presidential Run - This move saves a good man some embarrassment and allows him to focus of keeping his seat in the Senate. With Senator's Kerry continued movement to the left, we need good guys like him in Congress.
Now if only someone had gotten into Joe Biden's ear before he made an assface of himself.
Texas Governor Mandates HPV Vaccine - From the "Holy Fuckin' Shit" department comes the news that Rick Perry, the Conservative Christian Governor of Texas (guess which party he belongs to), has mandated all girls in public schools, aged 11 years and older, will be provided with a vaccine for HPV. HPV is an incurable, sexually transmitted, virus that is linked to the development of cervical cancer.
Opponents of the vaccine, much less interested in human life than they are in putting their provincial views onto the entire world, feel by providing this vaccine the state of Texas is promoting pre-marital sexual intercourse. Sadly no one ever attempted to dissuade the parents of all these assholes from post-marital intercourse.
Colts Win the Super Bowl - I called for the Colts to win by two scores, which they did, but they could have easily won this game by 30 points. You will be hardpressed to find a 12-point margin that was as lopsided as this game.
Outside the on-field play, I felt Prince was very good at halftime though I would have preferred he play more of his own songs. I'm not normally a "watch the game for the ads" guy, but I did find the Sprint Nextel "Connectile Dysfunction" ad very funny.
"The Hitcher" Re-make - The Lovely Brook and I saw this one last week. I like the original, but I love this new version. Sean Bean (The Lord of the Rings, Flight Plan, National Treasure) scares the shit out of me in general, so his performance in this film left me just short of soiling myself.
Falling Ice - A Ford Mustang in Florida is crushed when a piece of ice the size of a football falls from the sky.
Jesus H. Christ.
The Police Re-Unite - They'll be performing at the Grammy's...assuming Sting's head is able to both fit in the door and on the stage.
Charges Mount Against Michael Devlin - He has now been charged with kidnapping the Lindbergh baby as well.
Sorry Bruno....
Okay, that's about all I have for today. Check back soon as I, and I promise, tell you all about my new job. This one may in fact be something of a keeper.
Also I have begun taking steps to read every book I own which I haven't, to date, actually read yet. Jaws and Plainclothes Naked have been finished and will be reviewed shortly. I am now taking on the tome that is Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.
Later my friends, but not too much later.
JeffRey
I know I've said before I would keep this thing up, and I continue to let you down.
Since it's been so long this blog will be a bit of a roundup, taking a sentence or two to let you know how I feel about some of the things that have gone on in the last few weeks.
Hold Your Wee for a Wii - Okay, I feel for this family....I really do. The lady wanted to win a Ninetendo Wii for her kids. But seriously, how could she have thought this was a good idea? Drink as much water as you possibly can and then don't go to the bathroom?
The worst part of all this is it makes me argument for water being a cure-all a little less hollow. That's right, forget about the dead mommy. How will this whole thing affect me?
John Kerry Decides Against Presidential Run - This move saves a good man some embarrassment and allows him to focus of keeping his seat in the Senate. With Senator's Kerry continued movement to the left, we need good guys like him in Congress.
Now if only someone had gotten into Joe Biden's ear before he made an assface of himself.
Texas Governor Mandates HPV Vaccine - From the "Holy Fuckin' Shit" department comes the news that Rick Perry, the Conservative Christian Governor of Texas (guess which party he belongs to), has mandated all girls in public schools, aged 11 years and older, will be provided with a vaccine for HPV. HPV is an incurable, sexually transmitted, virus that is linked to the development of cervical cancer.
Opponents of the vaccine, much less interested in human life than they are in putting their provincial views onto the entire world, feel by providing this vaccine the state of Texas is promoting pre-marital sexual intercourse. Sadly no one ever attempted to dissuade the parents of all these assholes from post-marital intercourse.
Colts Win the Super Bowl - I called for the Colts to win by two scores, which they did, but they could have easily won this game by 30 points. You will be hardpressed to find a 12-point margin that was as lopsided as this game.
Outside the on-field play, I felt Prince was very good at halftime though I would have preferred he play more of his own songs. I'm not normally a "watch the game for the ads" guy, but I did find the Sprint Nextel "Connectile Dysfunction" ad very funny.
"The Hitcher" Re-make - The Lovely Brook and I saw this one last week. I like the original, but I love this new version. Sean Bean (The Lord of the Rings, Flight Plan, National Treasure) scares the shit out of me in general, so his performance in this film left me just short of soiling myself.
Falling Ice - A Ford Mustang in Florida is crushed when a piece of ice the size of a football falls from the sky.
Jesus H. Christ.
The Police Re-Unite - They'll be performing at the Grammy's...assuming Sting's head is able to both fit in the door and on the stage.
Charges Mount Against Michael Devlin - He has now been charged with kidnapping the Lindbergh baby as well.
Sorry Bruno....
Okay, that's about all I have for today. Check back soon as I, and I promise, tell you all about my new job. This one may in fact be something of a keeper.
Also I have begun taking steps to read every book I own which I haven't, to date, actually read yet. Jaws and Plainclothes Naked have been finished and will be reviewed shortly. I am now taking on the tome that is Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.
Later my friends, but not too much later.
JeffRey
posted by The Crazy Leftist at 7:44 AM
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"Later my friends, but not too much later."
You're a fuckin' liar!!
Peace, my good brother.
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