"We're Cold Slither, you'll be joining us soon! A band of vipers playin' our tune!"

12:18 to you bloggers. I have an interactive blog for you today.

Cold Slither is the greatest cartoon band in history. Discuss.

Perhaps you don't remember Cold Slither. Well years ago a organization known as Cobra attempted to take over the world in a variety of ways. They tried everything from using the DNA of the world's greatest conquerors to create a supervillain to destroying the world's money supply.

But perhaps their most diabolical plot was to take over the world...with rock and roll! Enlisting the "talents" of their redneck contingent of warriors, the Dreadknocks, Cobra created a rock band that took advantage of every parent's worst nightmare...subliminal messaging!

Now their plan was, of course, foiled by the men of G.I. Joe, but where they failed in global domination they succeeded in musical history. Cold Slither is, without a doubt, the greatest band in cartoon history. Forget Jem and the Holograms (Though I did like the Misfits...didn't care for the Stingers,). Don't even talk to me about the Way-Outs. No, it's not even Josie and the Pussycats. No kids, for my money when it comes to animated asskickedness it has to be Cold Slither.

"Don't tell us what's right! Don't tell us what's wrong! Too late to resist! Cause Cobra is strong!"

Feel free to enter into spirited debate with me. You will be wrong, but I welcome the input.

JeffRey